Justarius Does : Minoc Mines

by Justarius

A bored Justarius hits the mines!

j00 make the call! What the hell is puma doing here? Did he trip over a rock? Get his foot caught in his robe? Trying to dodge the hally-hit-o-doom?

Sidenote: Heroes with a tamed brown bear and a newbie dagger really shouldn't attack Grandmaster Packwackers.

Meet Draco, illiterate American miner. I killed his packhorse while the moron was sitting afk in an unguarded zone. If you're going to do that, might as well draw a big red bullseye on your packhorses rear end with a sign above it that says "KILL ME SPREEN". I jabber with him a while and he starts throwing out the threats.

Here Draco tells the obvious, he's "no newbie". Of course, some buck naked miner staring at a gray Justarius and doing nothing has to be a 7x GM. I was still gray from "puma's last stand" but Stone Cold here wasn't about to unload a can o' whoopass on me.

Apparently death will become me when Draco decides to exact his revenge. Draco's obviously well read, a master of creativity. That was possibly the corniest fucking threat I've ever recieved in game. Of course I keep the smart ass remarks rolling. But I'm scared! I really am!

I was about to give Draco a bow goodbye as he trots away, when he says this "go fuck yourself". I do my best to comply with Draco's parting wishes. Can't quite reach! Fucking robe's in the way anyhow. Flexibilility +0.1 (55.4)