Let's Setubun Adventure!! [Part 1]
by Spleen
I imagine alot of you folks out there will not find this page too amusing. It is FAR FAR FAR to the wierd side of my page. Spleenshots has two angles, two dickheads killing people and making fun of them, as well as Torgos surreal adventures into an insane online culture. If that doesn't interest you, close the page now and don't bitch at me later.
This is my journal from this magical day showing the very beginning of the amazing setubun festival. Ely and I were kicking back at UruUruTei hanging out with some friends there, when I finally got up the courage to ask what the hell those red and blue statues were... I called them "MONSTER"s and they immediately corrected me.
This first part will just be the complete unedited journal. I give you, Setubun!!!
| Torgo: YOU ARE STANDING ON MONSTER You see: GonPel Ver.Beta Haboryn: ^^ Torgo: DEER ? ----> Torgo: DEER ? ----> Haboryn: Deer Haboryn: japanese orc Haboryn: japanese orc Haboryn: Deer Torgo: i see GonPel Ver.Beta: blue orc &red orc Torgo: pears are eyes? or ears GonPel Ver.Beta: ears GonPel Ver.Beta: w GonPel Ver.Beta: horn GonPel Ver.Beta: ? Torgo: dice is eyes? GonPel Ver.Beta: Torgo: habo, who made japanese orcs? : [locked down] : a bolt of cloth (50 yards of cloth) Haboryn: rot Haboryn: rot makes them Torgo: what does cloth bolt represent? Haboryn: japanese orc have very large iron poll Torgo: oooh Torgo: japanese orc >< Haboryn: so Haboryn: 3rd Feb Torgo: ? Torgo: what is 3rd feb? Haboryn: Setubun Festival concerted Torgo: what does festival mean? Haboryn: we drive out orcs in our house Torgo: in real life festival? Haboryn: yes Torgo: ummm Haboryn: japanese traditional festival Torgo: there are blue and red orcs in japan? ^^ Torgo: they break into houses? Haboryn: yes Torgo: W GonPel Ver.Beta: Long Long ago Haboryn: red orc and blue orc KankeisyaIgai TatiiriKinsi: (tame) KankeisyaIgai TatiiriKinsi: (tame) You see: KankeisyaIgai TatiiriKinsi You see: Calith Torgo: calith Calith: Torgo: what is horse name? Calith: ? Calith: dont enter Torgo: oooh ^^ GonPel Ver.Beta: w Haboryn: rot is good artist Torgo: yes Torgo: can rot make other things? Torgo: maybe GREEN japanese orc? Torgo: or BEAR Haboryn: his art is introduced in UO officail pages Haboryn: at chiristmas Haboryn: this deer Calith: allanzo Calith: Torgo: LOL Haboryn: ara Torgo: DEER IS GOOD Haboryn: i mistake ^^; Haboryn: not rot Haboryn: allonzo Haboryn: mede them Torgo: who can friend me to tei? You cannot use this unless you are the owner. Torgo: still cant move chess pieces >< Torgo: habo i missed you sooo much Torgo: without you explaining everything, I am lost! Haboryn: i sometimes play AoE2 Torgo: hi Torgo: inside red japanese orcs Calith: hiding Torgo: i know^^ Calith: anitte Torgo: habo, tell me about tradition of feb 3rd Calith: Calith: Calith: Torgo: what is it based on in history of jpn? Haboryn: hmm Torgo: is the deer part of Feb3rd festival? Haboryn: its the end of winter Torgo: it is winter now in jpn? Calith: momotaro kill red and blue orc Calith: thats all Calith: =D Haboryn: yeah Torgo: .... and who is momotaro? Torgo: real person? Calith: he borned from peach You see: a brick wall Calith: Torgo: hmmm Haboryn: he is not real peason Haboryn: Torgo: peach like fruit? GonPel Ver.Beta: an old story Haboryn: he is charcter of japese story Torgo: he comes from peach fruit? Torgo: W GonPel Ver.Beta: w Haboryn: yea Torgo: jpn story very confusing! Calith: and killed by "IssunBousi" Torgo: let me see if i have it right Calith: he is little man Torgo: momotaro is borned from peach Haboryn: long long time ago Torgo: long time ago, red and blue orcs break into houses Haboryn: old man and women lives Torgo: because its the end of winter, and they are tired of being inside Torgo: so momotaro comes and kills them Torgo: only to be killed by issunbousi? GonPel Ver.Beta: non non Torgo: is that right? Haboryn: old man goes to get some log Torgo: oh Haboryn: old woman goes to river for wash the wears Haboryn: ! Haboryn: old woman looks very very large peach in the river! Torgo: momotamo----! Haboryn: the story start with the these sentence Torgo: is story for children? GonPel Ver.Beta: ya Haboryn: yes Torgo: oh Torgo: good story^^ Torgo: very original Torgo: will there be celebration in game? Torgo: I want to be in celebration, Ely too! Ely: yes! GonPel Ver.Beta: ! Torgo: We will be orcs because we are confused GonPel Ver.Beta: orc Torgo: W Ely: w GonPel Ver.Beta: I'm orc GonPel Ver.Beta: gaooo--- Torgo: gaoooo is orc sound? Haboryn: there is some traditional festival in japanese GonPel Ver.Beta: yeah GonPel Ver.Beta: gaooo--- Ely: gaooooo---- Haboryn: 7th july Torgo: gaoooo-- Haboryn: or ... Calith: mae nageru Torgo: gaoooo-- Calith: oni nigeru Torgo: gaoooo-- Haboryn: 5th may Ely: i am so terrified! Torgo: tell us about 7th july festival Haboryn: Game Master makes some art in the city Haboryn: well Torgo: for 7th? Haboryn: 7th July Festival is came from chinese Torgo: AngelKiss hi AngelKiss: Ely: hihi AngelKiss: hi AngelKiss: Joo Torgo: hot^^ Torgo: joo? AngelKiss: AngelKiss: AngelKiss: Haboryn: hm AngelKiss: Torgo: what does she ask? GonPel Ver.Beta: NEO stay AngelKiss: AngelKiss: ? Haboryn: she asks GonPel Ver.Beta: She ask Calith: she has question about alchemy Haboryn: "are you joo? Torgo: noo-- Torgo: look Haboryn: and Torgo: i resign from my guild Torgo: i resign from my guild Haboryn: ops Haboryn: sorry my mistake Torgo: I quit j00. .. 5 months ago? Haboryn: she said Torgo: I quit j00 a long time ago AngelKiss: oh Torgo: I quit guild so I could be UTA Torgo: I am artisan! AngelKiss: Torgo: I am american Ely: ^-^ Torgo: (TT AngelKiss: AngelKiss: AngelKiss: Torgo: habo? AngelKiss: Haboryn: she said" i can read english but cant replay with englishTT Torgo: oh Torgo: do you not like j00, angelkiss? AngelKiss: AngelKiss: FPK Torgo: she thought I was FPK... (TT Haboryn: hehe AngelKiss: Haboryn: she dont hate jOO AngelKiss: Torgo AngelKiss: IRC AngelKiss: AngelKiss: AngelKiss: AngelKiss: AngelKiss: Torgo: habo .. translate plz ^^ AngelKiss: Haboryn: she said she dont think you vicious GonPel Ver.Beta: GonPel Ver.Beta: Haboryn: she knows you by IRC GonPel Ver.Beta: ? Haboryn: well GonPel Ver.Beta: Calith: mamemaki GonPel Ver.Beta: Torgo: oh GonPel Ver.Beta: Calith: threw nuts GonPel Ver.Beta: Torgo Torgo: what is her name in IRC? GonPel Ver.Beta: her name is AngelKiss: FairyTale GonPel Ver.Beta: Fairy tale Torgo: ^^ GonPel Ver.Beta: Torgo Torgo: oh i see her Torgo: yes? GonPel Ver.Beta: 3rd Feb story Torgo: YES GonPel Ver.Beta: like this GonPel Ver.Beta: listenn GonPel Ver.Beta: Torgo Long time ago, people compare ill & not good accident to orc's act GonPel Ver.Beta: so peaple want to drive away orcs GonPel Ver.Beta: from hosees to there hapiess. GonPel Ver.Beta: house GonPel Ver.Beta: then people say "Get Out orcs!! Come on hapiness!!" GonPel Ver.Beta: ok? Torgo: ok! GonPel Ver.Beta: ^^ Calith: KGB KankeisyaIgai TatiiriKinsi: Your pet seems a bit nervous. Calith: Torgo: oh i undrestand Torgo: it is happy festival GonPel Ver.Beta: yeah AngelKiss: GonPel Ver.Beta: pray people hapiness & good luck GonPel Ver.Beta: like this GonPel Ver.Beta: ^^ Torgo: ^^ Ely: ^^ Torgo: what is actual festival like? parades? GonPel Ver.Beta: GonPel Ver.Beta: Haboryn: Haboryn: GonPel Ver.Beta: GonPel Ver.Beta: plz wait GonPel Ver.Beta: ^^ Torgo: ok GonPel Ver.Beta: Calith: Haboryn: allanzo: Calith: 2F Torgo: allanzo--- hi Ely: hihi Haboryn: Calith: GonPel Ver.Beta: OK Haboryn: Haboryn: Calith: GonPel Ver.Beta: Torgo Haboryn: GonPel Ver.Beta: That orcs dislike GonPel Ver.Beta: beans GonPel Ver.Beta: so Torgo: hmm Torgo: all beans? GonPel Ver.Beta: people throw beans GonPel Ver.Beta: with "OHI ha soto- FUKU ha uti-" GonPel Ver.Beta: ONI GonPel Ver.Beta: = GonPel Ver.Beta: orcs Calith: GonPel Ver.Beta: FUKU=hapiness Calith: Torgo: ONI is ORC? GonPel Ver.Beta: yeah Calith: Kal Ort Por GonPel Ver.Beta: soto=outside Torgo: will this be done in game also? Torgo: ORCS GET OUT!! HAPPYNESS COME IN!!! Haboryn: hmm Ely: will there be beans to throw? Torgo: i hope so Haboryn: i have no beans Torgo: i want to celebrate in game Haboryn: only snowballs ^^; Torgo: oooo Torgo: what do snowballs do? Ely: ^^ GonPel Ver.Beta: snowball's deed Haboryn: trought it to someone have snowball Torgo: throw at people? GonPel Ver.Beta: like me GonPel Ver.Beta: put on GonPel Ver.Beta: orc mask Torgo: and throw beans at you! Torgo: for hapyness! GonPel Ver.Beta: gaoo---- GonPel Ver.Beta: gao--- Torgo: QUICK, HAND ME SOME BEANS Torgo: QUICK, HAND ME SOME BEANS GonPel Ver.Beta: I eat U! GonPel Ver.Beta: hehe Torgo: hahahaha GonPel Ver.Beta: I being this home GonPel Ver.Beta: accident!! GonPel Ver.Beta: hehe Torgo: hehe GonPel Ver.Beta: gaoo---- Torgo: we will not kick you out Haboryn: there is no one takes snowballs Torgo: but, I will throw beans at you GonPel Ver.Beta: !! GonPel Ver.Beta: hmmm GonPel Ver.Beta: OH! Torgo: OH Haboryn: hehe GonPel Ver.Beta: outi GonPel Ver.Beta: outi Torgo: oui Haboryn: oni ha soto! Torgo: outi GonPel Ver.Beta: auti Torgo: how do you throw? Torgo: how do I throw snowball? Haboryn: ah Torgo: GET OUT ORC Haboryn: do you have snowballs? GonPel Ver.Beta: NO----- Torgo: mmmm no Torgo: !!!! GonPel Ver.Beta: Dont throw beans me!! Haboryn: doyou have any christbas deed? Torgo: GIVE ME SOME DAMN BEANS GonPel Ver.Beta: Dont throw beans me!! GonPel Ver.Beta: Dont throw beans at me!! Haboryn: hehe |
Here we have me (as Torgo) in the blue robe and jester hat, Ely in the Blue cape and green feathered hat. On horseback there for awhile is Shamrock, an Urutown member from the old school. Haboryn (one of my original three Family Mart hotties) is standing on the red orc. The guy in the deathrobe is GonPel Ver.Beta.
A wierd name, you say? His character names are so complicated I can barely explain it. He has a ton of chars, at least two accounts. (btw, almost every japanese player has 2, sometimes four accounts) He says his family name is "Gon", and this "character" (not by our definition) is named "Pel". So, the char is GonPel, right? Wrong. He has different UO characters for the same "character", differing in age. Those are represented with version names. So, this character is GonPel Ver.Beta, since it is a "design" character testing out the real GonPel he plans on making... He has a swarm of other chars with names like GonLee Ver.3 and such. It is maddening.
They were having a real hard time at this point trying to explain just WHY the orcs do what they do. They apparently break into houses (only during the winter) for fun, not to come in from the cold. Since they hurt people for fun (who does that remind you of?) they are very evil!
Check out the name of Caliths horse! Calith is so hot. She is the girl that said "detect you!" at my would-be wedding.
All that for "don't enter"
Everyone loves that damn deer, I had allonzo the original creator create an exact replica of it, with stuff crafted by "Endymon", just like the originals. Still on display!
It was basically a free-for-all , everyone trying to explain this insane story.
momotaro, borned from peach!!
haha these two lines by habo STILL haunt my mind. "for wash the wears"
This is also where "gaoo-" came from, the ORC SOUND.
Japanese characters come out as blank in my journal log file, so basically AngelKiss walks in and says a bunch of shit in japanese with "joo" in the middle. Uh oh...
She remembers Torgo used to be on the j00 stone, and knows j00 is evil. She asks them if I am j00, and OF COURSE I AM NOT!
AngelKiss was hot. She is in the pink skirt in the next pic.
What is Calith doing to her horse?
Get Out orcs!! Come on hapiness!!
I will never forget this phrase.
Here is a hot little habo. Ely says "will there be beans to throw?" and she replies bluntly. "i have no beans"
This pic happened after the log here, the whole storytelling atmosphere broke down and we started screaming and throwing snowballs at eachother. |
I know this is a little thin, material-wise, but I have to split the Setubun things up into at least two stories. This first story is just the original story Ely and I heard one day at UruUruTei, the rest of the story (the good part) will appear soon!
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