Let's Setubun Adventure!! [Part 1]

by Spleen


I imagine alot of you folks out there will not find this page too amusing. It is FAR FAR FAR to the wierd side of my page. Spleenshots has two angles, two dickheads killing people and making fun of them, as well as Torgos surreal adventures into an insane online culture. If that doesn't interest you, close the page now and don't bitch at me later.

This is my journal from this magical day showing the very beginning of the amazing setubun festival. Ely and I were kicking back at UruUruTei hanging out with some friends there, when I finally got up the courage to ask what the hell those red and blue statues were... I called them "MONSTER"s and they immediately corrected me.

This first part will just be the complete unedited journal. I give you, Setubun!!!

Torgo: YOU ARE STANDING ON MONSTER
You see: GonPel Ver.Beta
Haboryn: ^^
Torgo: DEER ? ---->
Torgo: DEER ? ---->
Haboryn: Deer
Haboryn: japanese orc
Haboryn: japanese orc
Haboryn: Deer
Torgo: i see
GonPel Ver.Beta: blue orc &red orc
Torgo: pears are eyes? or ears
GonPel Ver.Beta: ears
GonPel Ver.Beta: w
GonPel Ver.Beta: horn
GonPel Ver.Beta: ?
Torgo: dice is eyes?
GonPel Ver.Beta:
Torgo: habo, who made japanese orcs?
: [locked down]
: a bolt of cloth (50 yards of cloth)
Haboryn: rot
Haboryn: rot makes them
Torgo: what does cloth bolt represent?
Haboryn: japanese orc have very large iron poll
Torgo: oooh
Torgo: japanese orc ><
Haboryn: so
Haboryn: 3rd Feb
Torgo: ?
Torgo: what is 3rd feb?
Haboryn: Setubun Festival concerted
Torgo: what does festival mean?
Haboryn: we drive out orcs in our house
Torgo: in real life festival?
Haboryn: yes
Torgo: ummm
Haboryn: japanese traditional festival
Torgo: there are blue and red orcs in japan? ^^
Torgo: they break into houses?
Haboryn: yes
Torgo: W
GonPel Ver.Beta: Long Long ago
Haboryn: red orc and blue orc
KankeisyaIgai TatiiriKinsi: (tame)
KankeisyaIgai TatiiriKinsi: (tame)
You see: KankeisyaIgai TatiiriKinsi
You see: Calith
Torgo: calith
Calith:
Torgo: what is horse name?
Calith: ?
Calith: dont enter
Torgo: oooh ^^
GonPel Ver.Beta: w
Haboryn: rot is good artist
Torgo: yes
Torgo: can rot make other things?
Torgo: maybe GREEN japanese orc?
Torgo: or BEAR
Haboryn: his art is introduced in UO officail pages
Haboryn: at chiristmas
Haboryn: this deer
Calith: allanzo
Calith:
Torgo: LOL
Haboryn: ara
Torgo: DEER IS GOOD
Haboryn: i mistake ^^;
Haboryn: not rot
Haboryn: allonzo
Haboryn: mede them
Torgo: who can friend me to tei?
You cannot use this unless you are the owner.
Torgo: still cant move chess pieces ><
Torgo: habo i missed you sooo much
Torgo: without you explaining everything, I am lost!
Haboryn: i sometimes play AoE2
Torgo: hi
Torgo: inside red japanese orcs
Calith: hiding
Torgo: i know^^
Calith: anitte
Torgo: habo, tell me about tradition of feb 3rd
Calith:
Calith:
Calith:
Torgo: what is it based on in history of jpn?
Haboryn: hmm
Torgo: is the deer part of Feb3rd festival?
Haboryn: its the end of winter
Torgo: it is winter now in jpn?
Calith: momotaro kill red and blue orc
Calith: thats all
Calith: =D
Haboryn: yeah
Torgo: .... and who is momotaro?
Torgo: real person?
Calith: he borned from peach
You see: a brick wall
Calith:
Torgo: hmmm
Haboryn: he is not real peason
Haboryn:
Torgo: peach like fruit?
GonPel Ver.Beta: an old story
Haboryn: he is charcter of japese story
Torgo: he comes from peach fruit?
Torgo: W
GonPel Ver.Beta: w
Haboryn: yea
Torgo: jpn story very confusing!
Calith: and killed by "IssunBousi"
Torgo: let me see if i have it right
Calith: he is little man
Torgo: momotaro is borned from peach
Haboryn: long long time ago
Torgo: long time ago, red and blue orcs break into houses
Haboryn: old man and women lives
Torgo: because its the end of winter, and they are tired of being inside
Torgo: so momotaro comes and kills them
Torgo: only to be killed by issunbousi?
GonPel Ver.Beta: non non
Torgo: is that right?
Haboryn: old man goes to get some log
Torgo: oh
Haboryn: old woman goes to river for wash the wears
Haboryn: !
Haboryn: old woman looks very very large peach in the river!
Torgo: momotamo----!
Haboryn: the story start with the these sentence
Torgo: is story for children?
GonPel Ver.Beta: ya
Haboryn: yes
Torgo: oh
Torgo: good story^^
Torgo: very original
Torgo: will there be celebration in game?
Torgo: I want to be in celebration, Ely too!
Ely: yes!
GonPel Ver.Beta: !
Torgo: We will be orcs because we are confused
GonPel Ver.Beta: orc
Torgo: W
Ely: w
GonPel Ver.Beta: I'm orc
GonPel Ver.Beta: gaooo---
Torgo: gaoooo is orc sound?
Haboryn: there is some traditional festival in japanese
GonPel Ver.Beta: yeah
GonPel Ver.Beta: gaooo---
Ely: gaooooo----
Haboryn: 7th july
Torgo: gaoooo--
Haboryn: or ...
Calith: mae nageru
Torgo: gaoooo--
Calith: oni nigeru
Torgo: gaoooo--
Haboryn: 5th may
Ely: i am so terrified!
Torgo: tell us about 7th july festival
Haboryn: Game Master makes some art in the city
Haboryn: well
Torgo: for 7th?
Haboryn: 7th July Festival is came from chinese
Torgo: AngelKiss hi
AngelKiss:
Ely: hihi
AngelKiss: hi
AngelKiss: Joo
Torgo: hot^^
Torgo: joo?
AngelKiss:
AngelKiss:
AngelKiss:
Haboryn: hm
AngelKiss:
Torgo: what does she ask?
GonPel Ver.Beta: NEO stay
AngelKiss:
AngelKiss: ?
Haboryn: she asks
GonPel Ver.Beta: She ask
Calith: she has question about alchemy
Haboryn: "are you joo?
Torgo: noo--
Torgo: look
Haboryn: and
Torgo: i resign from my guild
Torgo: i resign from my guild
Haboryn: ops
Haboryn: sorry my mistake
Torgo: I quit j00. .. 5 months ago?
Haboryn: she said
Torgo: I quit j00 a long time ago
AngelKiss: oh
Torgo: I quit guild so I could be UTA
Torgo: I am artisan!
AngelKiss:
Torgo: I am american
Ely: ^-^
Torgo: (TT
AngelKiss:
AngelKiss:
AngelKiss:
Torgo: habo?
AngelKiss:
Haboryn: she said" i can read english but cant replay with englishTT
Torgo: oh
Torgo: do you not like j00, angelkiss?
AngelKiss:
AngelKiss: FPK
Torgo: she thought I was FPK... (TT
Haboryn: hehe
AngelKiss:
Haboryn: she dont hate jOO
AngelKiss: Torgo
AngelKiss: IRC
AngelKiss:
AngelKiss:
AngelKiss:
AngelKiss:
AngelKiss:
Torgo: habo .. translate plz ^^
AngelKiss:
Haboryn: she said she dont think you vicious
GonPel Ver.Beta:
GonPel Ver.Beta:
Haboryn: she knows you by IRC
GonPel Ver.Beta: ?
Haboryn: well
GonPel Ver.Beta:
Calith: mamemaki
GonPel Ver.Beta:
Torgo: oh
GonPel Ver.Beta:
Calith: threw nuts
GonPel Ver.Beta: Torgo
Torgo: what is her name in IRC?
GonPel Ver.Beta: her name is
AngelKiss: FairyTale
GonPel Ver.Beta: Fairy tale
Torgo: ^^
GonPel Ver.Beta: Torgo
Torgo: oh i see her
Torgo: yes?
GonPel Ver.Beta: 3rd Feb story
Torgo: YES
GonPel Ver.Beta: like this
GonPel Ver.Beta: listenn
GonPel Ver.Beta: Torgo Long time ago, people compare ill & not good accident to orc's act
GonPel Ver.Beta: so peaple want to drive away orcs
GonPel Ver.Beta: from hosees to there hapiess.
GonPel Ver.Beta: house
GonPel Ver.Beta: then people say "Get Out orcs!! Come on hapiness!!"
GonPel Ver.Beta: ok?
Torgo: ok!
GonPel Ver.Beta: ^^
Calith: KGB
KankeisyaIgai TatiiriKinsi: Your pet seems a bit nervous.
Calith:
Torgo: oh i undrestand
Torgo: it is happy festival
GonPel Ver.Beta: yeah
AngelKiss:
GonPel Ver.Beta: pray people hapiness & good luck
GonPel Ver.Beta: like this
GonPel Ver.Beta: ^^
Torgo: ^^
Ely: ^^
Torgo: what is actual festival like? parades?
GonPel Ver.Beta:
GonPel Ver.Beta:
Haboryn:
Haboryn:
GonPel Ver.Beta:
GonPel Ver.Beta: plz wait
GonPel Ver.Beta: ^^
Torgo: ok
GonPel Ver.Beta:
Calith:
Haboryn:
allanzo:
Calith: 2F
Torgo: allanzo--- hi
Ely: hihi
Haboryn:
Calith:
GonPel Ver.Beta: OK
Haboryn:
Haboryn:
Calith:
GonPel Ver.Beta: Torgo
Haboryn:
GonPel Ver.Beta: That orcs dislike
GonPel Ver.Beta: beans
GonPel Ver.Beta: so
Torgo: hmm
Torgo: all beans?
GonPel Ver.Beta: people throw beans
GonPel Ver.Beta: with "OHI ha soto- FUKU ha uti-"
GonPel Ver.Beta: ONI
GonPel Ver.Beta: =
GonPel Ver.Beta: orcs
Calith:
GonPel Ver.Beta: FUKU=hapiness
Calith:
Torgo: ONI is ORC?
GonPel Ver.Beta: yeah
Calith: Kal Ort Por
GonPel Ver.Beta: soto=outside
Torgo: will this be done in game also?
Torgo: ORCS GET OUT!! HAPPYNESS COME IN!!!
Haboryn: hmm
Ely: will there be beans to throw?
Torgo: i hope so
Haboryn: i have no beans
Torgo: i want to celebrate in game
Haboryn: only snowballs ^^;
Torgo: oooo
Torgo: what do snowballs do?
Ely: ^^
GonPel Ver.Beta: snowball's deed
Haboryn: trought it to someone have snowball
Torgo: throw at people?
GonPel Ver.Beta: like me
GonPel Ver.Beta: put on
GonPel Ver.Beta: orc mask
Torgo: and throw beans at you!
Torgo: for hapyness!
GonPel Ver.Beta: gaoo----
GonPel Ver.Beta: gao---
Torgo: QUICK, HAND ME SOME BEANS
Torgo: QUICK, HAND ME SOME BEANS
GonPel Ver.Beta: I eat U!
GonPel Ver.Beta: hehe
Torgo: hahahaha
GonPel Ver.Beta: I being this home
GonPel Ver.Beta: accident!!
GonPel Ver.Beta: hehe
Torgo: hehe
GonPel Ver.Beta: gaoo----
Torgo: we will not kick you out
Haboryn: there is no one takes snowballs
Torgo: but, I will throw beans at you
GonPel Ver.Beta: !!
GonPel Ver.Beta: hmmm
GonPel Ver.Beta: OH!
Torgo: OH
Haboryn: hehe
GonPel Ver.Beta: outi
GonPel Ver.Beta: outi
Torgo: oui
Haboryn: oni ha soto!
Torgo: outi
GonPel Ver.Beta: auti
Torgo: how do you throw?
Torgo: how do I throw snowball?
Haboryn: ah
Torgo: GET OUT ORC
Haboryn: do you have snowballs?
GonPel Ver.Beta: NO-----
Torgo: mmmm no
Torgo: !!!!
GonPel Ver.Beta: Dont throw beans me!!
Haboryn: doyou have any christbas deed?
Torgo: GIVE ME SOME DAMN BEANS
GonPel Ver.Beta: Dont throw beans me!!
GonPel Ver.Beta: Dont throw beans at me!!
Haboryn: hehe

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Here we have me (as Torgo) in the blue robe and jester hat, Ely in the Blue cape and green feathered hat. On horseback there for awhile is Shamrock, an Urutown member from the old school. Haboryn (one of my original three Family Mart hotties) is standing on the red orc. The guy in the deathrobe is GonPel Ver.Beta.

 

A wierd name, you say? His character names are so complicated I can barely explain it. He has a ton of chars, at least two accounts. (btw, almost every japanese player has 2, sometimes four accounts) He says his family name is "Gon", and this "character" (not by our definition) is named "Pel". So, the char is GonPel, right? Wrong. He has different UO characters for the same "character", differing in age. Those are represented with version names. So, this character is GonPel Ver.Beta, since it is a "design" character testing out the real GonPel he plans on making... He has a swarm of other chars with names like GonLee Ver.3 and such. It is maddening.

 

They were having a real hard time at this point trying to explain just WHY the orcs do what they do. They apparently break into houses (only during the winter) for fun, not to come in from the cold. Since they hurt people for fun (who does that remind you of?) they are very evil!

 

Check out the name of Caliths horse! Calith is so hot. She is the girl that said "detect you!" at my would-be wedding.

 

 

All that for "don't enter"

 

 

 

 

 

 

Everyone loves that damn deer, I had allonzo the original creator create an exact replica of it, with stuff crafted by "Endymon", just like the originals. Still on display!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It was basically a free-for-all , everyone trying to explain this insane story.

 

 

momotaro, borned from peach!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

haha these two lines by habo STILL haunt my mind. "for wash the wears"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is also where "gaoo-" came from, the ORC SOUND.

 

 

 

 

 

Japanese characters come out as blank in my journal log file, so basically AngelKiss walks in and says a bunch of shit in japanese with "joo" in the middle. Uh oh...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

She remembers Torgo used to be on the j00 stone, and knows j00 is evil. She asks them if I am j00, and OF COURSE I AM NOT!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

AngelKiss was hot. She is in the pink skirt in the next pic.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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What is Calith doing to her horse?

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Get Out orcs!! Come on hapiness!!

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I will never forget this phrase.

 

 

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Here is a hot little habo. Ely says "will there be beans to throw?" and she replies bluntly. "i have no beans"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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This pic happened after the log here, the whole storytelling atmosphere broke down and we started screaming and throwing snowballs at eachother.

I know this is a little thin, material-wise, but I have to split the Setubun things up into at least two stories. This first story is just the original story Ely and I heard one day at UruUruTei, the rest of the story (the good part) will appear soon!

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