BACK MY BAD TRANSLATION!

by Spleen

This is pretty self explanatory. We get "back item" alot. It must be how "give my stuff back" translates literally into japanese, then translated back, or something like that. Somehow, alot of important information is lost in the translation. We get alot of variations as well. Here are some common ones.

back item

back my items

back it

back my

back mine

back all

I can't count how many times I've seen "back item" and its variations, it's so common I dont even screenshot it anymore. I thought this dialog was pretty funny though.

Here, my shemale friend Raul Gonzalez has an unfortunate runin with Spleenos, comes back from the healers, and talks to me in japanese. This is VERY common, and I choke laughing every time. Here's how it works :

Jap : blahblahblahblahblah (japanese symbols)

Me : ENGLISH!

Jap : no, japanese.

I don't get it!!! They think that I'M NOT SURE WHAT LANGUAGE HES SPAMMING IN??? They think that I'M GOING TO ASK IN ENGLISH IF HE IS SPEAKING ENGLISH??? Do you japs THINK I DON'T KNOW WHAT LANGUAGE THOSE SYMBOLS ARE??? I'M ON A FUCKING JAPANESE SERVER! I'M PREPARED TO IGNORE THE JAPANESE LANGUAGE! CHRIST!

OK I got a little upset there. I apologize to my readers, but something about how the japanese brain sometimes seems WIRED WRONG or something, really gets me all up-in-arms, and irate, until the vein in my forehead bursts through the skin, and I'm forced to sit down and relax.

This pic shows the serious "tense crisis" that is going on in Japan. They seem to enjoy tacking on "ed's" like it's a fancy button or something, and looks nice after every other word. In this pic, Wheezl is on his less than honorable smith char, "selling" ingots, and this customer seems unhappy with his service. He wants his ingots back, and says : (I know it's hard to read, he had a fucked up text color)

if you dont back it... (dramatic pause)

im... (dramatic pause)

pked... (dramatic pause)

you

HAHAHA! Witty repartee taken to the extreme! Hes TOUGH! He's NOT afraid to bust out a can of rising-sun-whoopass all over Wheezls smith, at the bank! He didn't appreciate how hard we were laughing at him, I guess he didn't know. Ahhhhhh. Japan, we salute you. <middle finger>