an Chicken Lord!

by Spleen

Here are EXCLUSIVE pics of an Chicken Lord in action!!! Few have lived long after sighting an Chicken Lord, and none have survived a battle with this dreadful beastie. It runs like the Wind, casts like a Mage, shoots like an Archer, fights like a Warrior, and even wrestles like Stone Cold!

Here in these pics, Moli has a horrible run-in with an Chicken Lord. an Chicken Lord is what I turn into when I see a newbie running around killing birds for feathers. The dialog here is killer, Enjoy.

Here I am turning in to the dreaded 'an Chicken Lord'...

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These 2 pics show the entire brave fight, and I'm not joking, because it was about 2 seconds long. You notice Moli, the grand adventurer, hits the mat in pic 2 standing one square north of where the fight started in pic1. After I poly, I equip my p1mpstick, so it only took two mighty swings to fell this not-so-mighty newbie. It was over in a flash, he had no idea what happened. Look at my chicken ass here in pic 2 during a chicken attack frame! I throw my wings back, jump up in the air, and peck the shit out of him! He even falls the right direction. I was about head high too, so I must have gotten the killing peck to the back of his head or neck. Notice this pic shows a PERFECT dirtnap in action. Captain Dirtnap would be jealous.

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He runs up the peninsula a bit, to a healer, where we have this unforgettable chat. I feel for the newbie, and comment on what a fierce beast that was, that just downed him in two quick pecks. He readily agrees. Or... not so readily. Unfortunatly for me, Moli took about 15 minutes to type ANYthing, even a "yes", so I had to wade through alot of dramatic pauses, if you know what I mean.

I saw the fight from uhhh, inside that vendor house, yeah, and it sure looked like 'an Chicken Lord' from my vantage point.

He disagrees with my assumption, after mulling over for a few minutes, and says "no" (the only pic I missed in the whole dialog). So, I ask this...

Seems like a good question! It sure looked like an Chicken Lord to me! What else looks exactly like a chicken, runs fast as wind, can para/explode/flamestrike combo when it needs to, and kills in 2 or 3 hits?

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He decided to take it up a notch, to a more confrontational engagement, and charges me with what most japs on Hokuto think is the one unforgivable sin : LOOTING. Always the honest abe, I give the man his answer. If only he knew...

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After standing there and thinking about it for a few minutes (I thought he had CLed), it begins to dawn on him what just happened here, on this most dreadful day. He knows it, he sees it in my eyes. He can't be fooled, neophyte bowyers like him smell fear, he can see in my soul. He asks the one question I can't answer, "Are you chiken load?" "yes", I say, "I am chiken load"

He will never forget, he will always 'remenber'...