Welcome to UruUruTown farms!

by Spleen

I forget why, but for some reason I had to run to URUURUTOWN to get something. Probably hit up a vendor for a spellbook or something, and right next to my recall spot I see SOMETHING VERY ODD!

A bunch of vegetables are carefully arranged and laid out on the ground, as well as keys, which I never did quite understand. I knew to LOOK DON'T TUCH, because something is obviously going on... I asked in IRC why there were vegetables all over the ground outside uruurutei ("uo uo bar" = the tavern, hangout), and Canal tells me to wait there... Canal is an old school URUURU guy, whos main char is named Canal, and is something insane. GM Mage, Medit, Eval, Animal Taming, and Animal Lore. I'm sure there some weapon skill and resist going on too, but those are the ones I know he has GMed...

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Anyway, I know he has several chars, and true to the "waterways" theme, this char is called River. He was off doing something else around URUURUTOWN, (those of us in the know call it UT) and runs up to me. "this is my farm. UruUruTown Farm."  haha I had no fucking idea what to say. It was retarded yet cool as hell at the same time. I walk back over there..

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I was dying to ask what the barrels were, and what the deal was with the keys, or the lone onion.. The garden was pretty damn funny. I was around for days and days. Apparently they had a huge stash of veggies locked up, and every couple of hours when the farm decayed, they would set it it back up! Amazing. I asked what the barrels meant, and got no reply...

I figured he CLed or something , so I wait a moment. You can tell when someone comes back from a Connection Lost, because they change their stance for a second.. no such thing.

About a minute later, "hello torgo" and starts walking off.. I follow him into uruurutei, where he logs out.

WTF?

Sadly, about 10 minutes later I was walking out of uruurutei, and some fucker was vendor shopping, stopped at the farm, and fed his horse 2 or 3 onions right out of the middle! I was furious, I wanted to switch chars and murder him for it. I found myself loving the UruUruTown Farm as much as they did, and I wanted to protect it with my life, and shed the blood of those who harm it. I guess thats the JAPANESE PLAYER in me coming out, next thing you know I will murder someone when they touch my dice.