FPK! TIKINMAN!

by Spleen

There are 3 burning questions that I want answers to. What does "FPK" stand for, and what the FUCK could "TIKINMAN" and "TIKIN PK" possibly mean. (The other thing I'm dying to know, is what does the guild DoA stand for) Wheez and I have been called FPK millions of times, and still don't know what it means. It's kinda easy to deduce something though, it's some sort of playerkiller. an extra bad one? a mean one? a cheating one? an american one? I have no idea. TIKIN is a much greater mystery, one we have little or no clues towards. I don't know about wheez, but I've been called "TIKINMAN" or a "TIKIN PK" on 3 different occasions now, and I would LOVE to know what the fuck it means.

THIS guy obviously knows what they mean, he spent a COMPLETE DAY following Wheez and I around T2A while we killed his countrymen with various gimmicks. One that we love, is to polymorph into orcs, and hang out at orc spawns. That is how the "Tikin Avenger" was born (I forgot his actual name). Wheezl rolled this clown while poly'd as an Orc, and this guy devoted his life to warning potential victims. What I love most about this pic, is that he was calling me SPREEN! Look at that! Say it with me, scream it in a japanese accent!

SPREEN!!

UNGAHH!!

Isn't that wonderful? I get called that alot now by friends, as a joke. I treasure this new "phonetic jap spelled" nickname.

I know this pic is huge, but it's to prove a point. Wheez and I split up, and after awhile he latched onto me. I later learned that Wheez would paralyze this guy, then take off running, and shake him. So he got tired of that and followed me around spamming for awhile. In this pic, I roll some tough Glorius Lady GM tamer, who had 2 tamed horses in tow. After wacking both her new horses, she attacked me, despite the Tikin Avengers best spamming efforts, and got owned with authoritah. Here is me and the Avenger, out in T2A, MILES from another person , and he keeps spamming. I ask him (as usual) a hardhitting question.

After being led far out in the middle of nowhere, and having me recall away, he figured his purpose in life would best be served spamming this religiously at the Delucia gate. I'm not joking when I say he did it ALL DAY. Later that night, Wheez and I hooked up back in Delucia for some late night chestkilling, and he was STILL THERE spamming this. Gotta love the dedication. This buds for you, Tikin Avenger!