What? I pay my taxes, and no GURDS?

by Spleen

I'm bagging up all my stolen silver weapons at the bank, when I see a lovely hottie named koeda stroll up to the bank and hit her bank macro. This is what I see.

Knowing the stage is set for TOTAL COMEDY, I call Mammy Nun into my room to come check this out, because he is about to see one of the funniest things ever. He comes in, and I show him the GURDS on my journal. He laughs, and starts to exit the room. I don't think he understands what I'm about to do, I tell him to come watch.

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I dump everything in my pack, because this could get deadly, walk up and snoop her, and she lets out a hearty "Bank, GURDS!!, Vendor buy". She knows I'm a thief. She is sporting a magic longsword, which is undoubtedly silver, and a nice bag of regs.

She is probably thinking "Come on DOROBO--" (dorobo = thief in japanese). She knows I'm snooping her, and she has a guard call already typed out, her finger on the enter key. I go ahead and steal, risking death...

GURDS!! GURDS!! GURDS!!

She calls for guards and I expect my screen to fade to black... only, she didn't call guards! She called the GURDS!!! Since it was misspelled in her macro, I figured she couldn't spell it under pressure either, and my fast thinking pays off as her silver longsword goes into my pack! I can see the corner of the bank on the bottom of my screen, we are very close to NPCs...

After a few target steals, where I got her one rune, her weapons, and was starting on her reagents, she starts running around while calling gurds, so I can't keep her bag open. I set her as last target, to do some random steals. I get shit like bandages and fishsteaks, but I'm not doing this for the loot! I chase her around and steal repeatedly!

Gurds can now be called on you!

Finally she gives up the running around thing, since it doesn't seem to be working anyway, and plants herself perfectly still. Her defense? SPAM SPAM SPAM that bank macro!! She does this for about two solid minutes as I empty her regbag, which you can see appearing in the bottom corner of my backpack.

Mammy can't believe it, so he jumps on his computer and logs on. At this point I had already emptied her reagent bag, and hid nearby before some literate people showed up. Mammy walks up and tells her the correct spelling is in fact GURADS, but she doesn't say shit. I think she was calling a gm...

GM,  WHY GURDS NO COME?? DOROBO-------!!!!