How to emote Japanese! ^_^

by Spleen

I stop by my vendor place, Family Mart, and ask for a lesson in Japanese emotes from these lovely ladies! I learned tons, and I documented the entire ordeal so that I might pass on this knowledge to my fellow bastards.

I start out my wonderful learning adventure kickin it back at the 'mart with my sexy japanese ladies, The Glorius Suzu, GM Scholar (owner of Family Mart), Illustrious Klonoa, GM Chef (blue), and Unsavory Haborith (pink), who tells me she is GM Alchemist, but her noto is screwed because of poisoning.

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Look how they adore me! "what shall i do?" My sexy, subservient little ladies are dying to please me. All SORTS of kinky things come to mind, and I guarantee if Salina lets me sex0r a jap I'll post it for all to see! Who knew the scat girls played UO?

For japanese to understand you clearly, you kinda have to butcher english a bit, I've gotten really good at it because I've talked to a ton of japs now. I probably sound like Nickodumass, but I want them to understand me clearly.

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^^ xxx^_^

We start out here with the basics, the shift-6 eyes that are so common. Its happyjap! the equivalent of :)

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T_T

I was dying to confirm that this really was crying eyes, and it was! I'm tempted to say its the equivalent of :(, but its more than a sad face, its a CRYING face, which is sadder than sad!

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;_;

I have always loved this one, it was one of the first japfaces I unencrypted. Little tears streaming down from sad eyes, because I won't back their item.

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I get this one ALOT, and never understood what it meant. What kinda demented shit is this? ^^;; doesn't look like ANYTHING! My closest guess was a camel with elephant tusks. I missed the first pic where I asked what it was, but their explanation is thorough. Its wary jap eyes, with sweat flying off their head or something. "upset, persipire, pressed" I always thought it was some form of grinning jap, since it had the same eyes as happy-jap, but now I'm in the know!

hahaha = lough

They got a kick out of me thinking ^^;; was a happyjap in that last pic, and they all hahaha'ed. Klonoa thought I might not know what hahaha meant, so she told me! You have to give them credit, they are thorough. I suppose they didn't know that hahaha is a laugh in pretty much every language. They all have a serious vowel problem.

This is great, they run out of japfaces to teach me, and (now that we know what ^^; means) they are clearly upset about it! They are dying to please Master Torgo.

This is the end of Basic Japfacing 101. There is more to be learned, but I warn you, reading anything past this blue line will shock and confuse even the most solid individual.

Advanced Japfacing.

Here is where it gets fucking scary.

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(^o^) XXX (@o@) XXX (^^) XXX (p_q)

They were out of faces to teach me, so they started in on some wierd ones, I didn't screenshot them all, because after Suzu said something in japanese, all 3 started spamming fucked up looking faces like crazy! Pretty much all of them had parentheses around them. It turns out only the most hardy of japs uses parentheses, because they are so powerful a tool. After one of the last ones, I asked what the hell that was, and she tells me "some case adding adumbrate". I get worried ^^;;

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Here Haborith explains the parentheses. Face anglularity! of course! Klonoa understands completely, and says "exactry ^-^" hahahaha

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(w

I have seen (w so many fucking times it's unreal. I had NO idea what it could be. Who woulda thought? (w = lol How, you might ask. Well it's simple, lough means "warau" in japanese, so fiast letter is "w"! I wish I had known it was that simple earlier! That's amazingly retarded. That's like us saying (L instead of lol. That was the end of todays lesson, and I was tired!

When I said this, Klonoa said "ahaha we will await this! ^^". They want to teach me japanese, and I want to have a kinky jap orgy with them.They love me, they are dying to please Master Torgo.