The Jap Game!

by Spleen

Here my partner in jap destruction, Wheezl, invents a FUN new game, right on the spot! These pusses knew we were up to no good, and japs will NEVER gangbang with only the 4 on 2 odds shown here. They need at least 3 or 4 to one, so for Wheez and I to BOTH get jumped, it takes 7-10. All the japs present were common Gate pussies (Guardians of the Gate), and knew Wheez and I together could lay out a beatdown like the LAPD on Rodney King. We were grey and attackable, as well as being very sassy, but they would not fight when we had the -2 number advantage. Wheez decides to play a game. Lets face it, few things are funnier than killing a japs beloved horse. They knew we were dickheads on a mission of destruction, so they wouldn't just get off their horses, we had to make it FUN for them.

Wheezl lays down the rules of the game. "Lets play a game. You guys get off your horses, and me and SPREEN see how many we can kill before you guys RUN like cowards. DEAL?" ROFL That is true genius, what a WONDERFUL game! and a very challenging one, since these guys will flee from combat at a moments notice.

This last pic is a treasure. "run like cowards on fire" has got to have some of the funniest mental imagery ever. I can just picture them all running for town on their assorted riding animals, screaming for guards, and smoking like jamaican taxicabs. Also, our good buddy Tikin Avenger is present, telling this group for the 23984273423th time that "wheezl is TIKINMAN".