A Moment with Kallin, On the subject of Massive Racks
by Spleen
I'm sure everyone remembers Kallin DoA from Master Delusions CoB site. I had the opportunity to speak with her at minoc bank earlier. Anyone putting their measurements, whether they are real or not, is very open to verbal attack. Verbal attack wasn't what I was after, I just wanted some answers. I have wondered for quite some time if those measurements are even possible.
Dev and I approach her at the bank. I say 'hi!'... she suspects foul play already.
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"What do YOU want?" Fine, bitch, I'll skip the niceties and get on with the interview. If her numbers are indeed real, I don't believe that she has no spinal injury.
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A BIT LARGE is an understatement. Thats downright freakish anyway you look at it. When I saw "genetic", for a moment I thought "prosthetic" and was about to leave her alone. A chick running around with a fake rack that massive has to be something cool like a hooker or stripper, so she'd be all good in my book. Dev probably would have asked for digits. (digits = her phone number, for you ladies out there) "it runs in my family" I had to laugh at that, there's no way something that freakish is simply genetics.
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Fuck the interview, Dev and I start cracking jokes. Elephant balls hahahaha Pretty funny is an understatement.
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No shit he takes after me, Dev is 100% grade A jackass! She clearly didn't want to talk about her rack with anyone, which is a bit confusing since she put it in her char info!!! "and yes they are real so dont ask please!! :)" ...Cunt.
This is good, Dev says "she's probably just 400lbs" and she starts hoofing it away saying this weak shit. I chase after her, and she starts running full bore. She hid somewhere, and I don't have tracking on this char. I guess the interview is over. Shit, this interview was over before it started. Next time I whack her the jokes are gonna fly.
I spoke to an actual woman as well as Grimster, about breasts this morning, and they both said it was possible. Apparently FF is a little larger than mature cantelopes. If her rack is really that big because she's a 400 pound water buffalo, the 40 upper measurement would be impossible. So either, she's kinda skinny with a huge rack, and a whore, or shes lying her ass off. I THINK I KNOW WHICH ONE IT IS!
I'll have to find out where she lives, Delusion says europeans might have different measurements for height, which wouldn't suprise me at all.