Don't macro in my town, and your band sucks too.

by Spleen

I am selling some poor fools equipment at the Vesper provisioners, and I see this Linkinpark clown. He actually was back there doing the same thing yesterday. Turns out he has had this provoke/wrestle/veterinary macro going for like three days. Mammy had seen him the day before and when he tried to snoop him the guy moved.

He sure as hell looked AFK to me. I hate macroers. I take each and every opportunity to roll them, especially if they are doing it in a particularly bold place where they probably think they are safe, or if they have a bunch of loot on them. This guy fit both descriptions.

I walk up to snoop him and see what he has, and he immediately moves a step. You mean to tell me this dude has been macroing veterinary for 3 straight days and is actually watching his computer? Wow. I say "oh, you're here" and walk off. I am betting that once he sees me leave he will be like "hah, and you thought I was afk" then go get a drink or something. If I am wrong, I die.

I walk off to bank my shit, I am going in for the townkill. I figure there is nothing wrong with trying. I take nothing with me except a trusty blackstick and run off into the woods to make the attack.

Not only do I make the town attack smoothly, it turns out he was perma-flagged for some reason or another! He turns grey to me which means I won't get a murder hit. I am still quite guardkillable though, but only for the first 10 seconds.

Notice how he was [guarded] by his pets? Well, now you can train your pets' combat skills up just like a regular player, and since his horses had been sparring for 3 or 4 days straight, they must have been damn near GM! I couldn't believe how hard they were hitting me. It was looking like his damn horses would take me down before I could kill him.

But then...

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I forgot the dipshit's macro had provoke in it! He seals his fate by making his horses re-attack eachother. By the time they attack me again, he is on the mat and I can heal with his reagents.

Side Note : Look how fine that second picture is.

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I of course finish the job by downing his well trained horses. Guess he will have to start over again. It's only then that I notice he was loaded with gold and regs. Who the fuck takes a bunch of regs, potions, magic leather armor, and gold to go macro wrestling? I renamed one of his runes and left it by his corpse. It said "This owning courtesy of Spleen"

Linkinpark, that's who. You're damn right I am famous, I killed one of the worlds worst bands.

Extra Comedy Note : As I am writing this up, I just noticed good ole Linkinpark running around behind Minoc with two horses looking for a good spot to do his macro again. Looks like he is going to try his luck in a new town! Oh man, I can't wait to kill him again. I will update when I do.