The only known picture showing all 4 of us on Hokuto, after one of Blasternauts many houseloots.
Wheezl and I, pimping it at an Orc spawn in T2A, doing what we do best, and poly'd into animals, when the tamers come looking for hides.
Meet J00r Bastards!
The Bastards of j00, located on Catskills and Hokuto. Your humble servants, dedicated to jap killing, moron slaying, miner rolling, pack wacking, cool headwear, powergaming, and above all else, COMEDY! We played Catskills, land of 10,000 tuffguys, for ages, and had the greatest reputation for being rude, pking, cheating bastards that a tight knit group like this could have. Life was good. Then I discovered HOKUTO, SERVER OF THE RISING SUN! Wheezl and I knew our future was there, after spending only a few hours on the server. We set to work instantly. Thanks to a small donation of 1500 ingots from our good friend Lomax, we had our first house within 18 hours of starting on the server. It went uphill from there. Now, about 2 months later, we have multiple houses, boats, and chests teeming with tasty, 100% jap donated loot. Mammy Nun grudgingly made a hokuto char, and plays every now and then, but he still plays Catskills full time. It won't be long until he sees the error of his ways, and starts pimping on Hokuto with us. I was lucky enough to meet a fellow bastard named Blasternaut once, when he was out scamming horses. I helped him start out, and now he's the FIRST official j00 member that we dont know in real life. Blasternaut is a good guy, and is dedicated to screwing with people. Somehow, he averages about 1 houseloot, and 2 boatloots a day.
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The only known picture showing all 4 of us on Hokuto, after one of Blasternauts many houseloots. |
Wheezl and I, pimping it at an Orc spawn in T2A, doing what we do best, and poly'd into animals, when the tamers come looking for hides. |
Spleen [r33t3r than, j00]
Doing the things I do best, and making myself laugh alot...
Headgear of choice : tall straw hat, black headband
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Keeping the mines safe from miners. |
Being nice to my Jap victims. |
Congratulating a guy on a good duel. |
Keeping Bastard Island safe. |
Wheezl [n0 s4ki 4, j00]
Living the good life, and being sweet to fellow UO players, and cussing alot...
Headgear of choice : His blue mohawk, orchelms, headbands, and bear/deerhats.
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Keeping the miners in line. |
Diving into a pack of packs. |
Calming down an upset victim. |
Helping a ghost out. |
Keeping Bastard Island safe. |
Mammy Nun [3y3 w33l k33l, j00]
Dedicated to chicks, weed, archery, and comedy...
Headgear of choice : his bald head, dark colored skullcaps, and leather "football" helmets.
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Sitting here on his Cannabis throne, in the Cannabis palace, which sits on the tip of Cannabis Pointe of Bastard Island. |
Archery! |
Keeping the riding horse population in check. |
Bartending when he and I take over roleplayer taverns by force. |
Reminding me to poly into a slime before entering the Lich Room. |
Grog Fu [run fr0m, j00]
"I never run from a fight, just the fighter."
Headgear of choice : Anything he can get his greedy little hands on.
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| Lending a gentle hand to the community... | Being informative to all who need it. | Helping Spleen roast newbies! |
Never taking anything |
too seriously. |
