Welcome to Newbie Island!

by Spleen

I missed ALL pics from the beginning of this story, so I'll just tell the tale. I'm hanging out in my pad when I notice some stupid cocksucker parked his boat about 2 screens above my house. You don't dock boats on Bastard Island, motherfucker! Since Wheez's house is about 3 screens up, I tell him there's some dipshit with a boat parked right near his house. "WTF? He can't do that!" Wheez responds in about a minute. Wheez starts some shit about how he's stuck on the island and needs a gate. The guys name was Hood [Dark Shiven Sage, DSC], and he was ready to help Wheez out, and if it came down to it, kill a Wheez.  I stealth my thief out there, to gank a key as soon as he gets off. We see him loading up on regs and armor and shit from bags on the deck of his boat. He's getting ready in case the shit goes down. He recalls back and forth, banking his key, so it's all up to Wheez. After fucking with him awhile, Wheezl comes back grey, and of COURSE the guy attacks. He rolls like a royce, and Wheez loots his shit. Here's where Newbie Island comes into play. We marked runes on this tiny island near Minoc awhile back, to stick newbies on. I get a Newbie Island rune, and run up to wheez, whacking him a few times with a katana, and he recalls away as the ghost cheers me on.

RES? RES RES? Of course he wants a res. I run him over to the temple, and give him an An Corp

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"hey man, you ok?" ... "/hx"

"he killed me" NO SHIT, SHERLOCK

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He tells me he is gonna come back and kill Wheez. I say I'll send him to the bank, and he will come back and we will KILL THAT EVIL FPK!!! He wasn't a jap, because he was saying "sup" and "np bro" earlier to Wheez, while "helping him out". He WAS nice enough to give a stuck Wheez a gate, which is admirable, but you don't park the S.S. Newbie on Bastard Isle!! You will come back? "yes !!!!!!" No, newbie, I don't think you will. You see me giving him exactly ONE of each reg.

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I drop a rune "a recall rune for Minoc Bank", and he recalls off it eagerly. He wants to re-equip, and OWN THAT WHEEZL!!! But unfortunately for him, that's not Minoc Bank.

Wheez runs up, and we recall to Newbie Island to visit our guest.

This is about all there is to Newbie Island. There is a tiny bit off the bottom, but it is about 1/4 of a screen in total land. I recall in, and he comes running up to greet me. I give him a "Hi!!!".

Wheezl shows up and greets him "Wheezl Style" which usually involves him calling someone a dipshit.

The funniest thing is, after Wheez starts fucking with him, the guy attacks Wheezl, who toggles combat and doesn't hurt him. He wants him to sit here alive and suffer. Personally I thought it would be funny to leave him 2 of the 3 recall regs, and a rune. But later I thought it would be funniest to just leave a single stool. So they can sit there on their ass waiting for a GM. So the entire time Wheezl is talking to this guy, hes popping wheez in the face!

Wheez keeps sassing him.

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Tired of getting punched, Wheez para's the dipshit, sticking him in place. He can't chase Wheez around the island now. "fuck !!!! .... this sucks"

We're laughing our asses off at this clown , and Wheez says this oh-so-true statement. You can see the guys "i bet" underneath his text.

Well it's time for us to leave. We better gate out of here. We bust a gate, and the newbie runs into the gate and hides... I'm guessing he thinks were NOT GONNA KNOW HE TOOK OUR GATE. But guess where he's hiding?

Who does he think he's fooling? He was probably stuck there for MANY hours, who knows, he might still be there. I think wheez went and checked up on him later, and he was indeed there. I dunno when GM hours are, but he probably had a hell of a wait.

YOU DONT PARK YOUR BOAT ON BASTARD ISLAND MOTHERFUCKER!!!