How many ways can YOU spell "Lich"?
by Spleen
Monet... ahhhh, my darling Monet.
I have nothing but L O V E for her. She is the sweetest, goofiest, funniest japanese girl I have met so far. She knows just enough english to communicate, but little enough to be HILARIOUS every time she talks. Needless to say, Ely and I are CONSTANTLY on the lookout for her, and while they may not be documented, we have had many wonderful adventures with her. These are a collection of pics from her and her guildmate BALDES (who is MADLY in love with Ely).
Here is the four of us in a little house below the bank I call me and Monets house. Monet in her HOT dress/cape/pirate hat outfit. BALDES in his awe inspiring gold armor and yellow robe/cape, Ely in a green hottie outfit he got from some chick we rolled earlier that night, and me up top in my kickass Wonder Newbie of Death outfit. BALDES had said earlier they were going on "FUN HUNT" and I asked if I could go. "YES!!!" When I asked where we would be going, he says "RITI ROOM"... fucking RITI!! At the time it blew my fucking mind. how could someone be THAT wrong when trying to spell lich. THREE OF THE FOUR LETTER ARE WRONG, MOTHERFUCKER!!! It's not even a phonetic spelling!
IT IS JUST INSANE!!!
He is delaying for some reason. "PLEES WAIT" Ely chimes in that he is going too, and BALDES, who has MAJOR w00d for Ely, says "OH YES. ELY WITH GO"... ELY WITH GO!! The man is a maniac!!!
BUT WAIT!
Not to be outdone by BALDES's mutilation of the word, Monet decides we will goto "torinisik" instead, because ...
rrchi
is
there
Fucking rrchi!!!!!!!!!! EVERYTHING IS WRONG ABOUT THAT. HELP ME UNDERSTAND!!!
I ask if we are going to the RICH ROOM because I have seen BALDES there a few times in Cov3. OH NO! She has other plans in mind. She wants to hunt larger, meaner quarry. She wants to hunt the dreaded rich load!!!!
HERE IT COMES, IN ALL IT'S JAPPY GLORY!!!
Stunning.
WELL to make a long story short, Ely and I went with her to Torinisik where she didn't kill ANYthing, and me with 100 INT and Magery, and Ely's 100 Healing skill, could not keep her silly ass alive!!! She attacked those monsters like a kamikaze! No matter what, she would die. There were several Monet corpses on the screen at all times. One time she gets killed by a rich load, Ely resses her, she throws on her silver weapon and sexy pirate hat and charges the rich load with ZERO hit points saying "LOOTED... MY.... ITEMS!!" Of course she dies again, we res her. Eventually we just gated her back. Here she is telling us about how that lich load looted.
Correction, not lich load,
LICH LODE