Sermon on the Mount

by Spleen

What started out as a typical 5 on 1, turned into me preaching to drooling, retarded foreigners. I had just killed 2 of them, see PK?? PK!! (nattyan, in green, back with everpresent storebought plate, a bad attitude, and a hally, and Woo, who only came back with shoes). Quite a crowd here, the 2 on bottom in green were Glorius Lord GM Mages (as is half of Hokuto's playerbase), and the guy in orange kept casting Kal Vas Flam the WHOLE time, but cancelling it. I suppose to intimidate me.

Here in this first pic, I'm just trying to pick a fight. They were MAD, and lusting for revenge. I guess, anyway. They did nothing but spout japanese for the whole 2 minutes I was grey and crim flagged, hoping they would attack. I know nattyan will die in 3 swings, I know the guy in blue is next to naked, and freshly ressed, and I figure I can para the other guys when the fight breaks out, assuming they dont just totally run like cowards, and roll them one at a time.

Here, the one that spoke english very well (especially by Atlantic server grammar standards) tells them in a language they can't understand, that I'm a killer. I had gottten him, and the top 2 before, so I think the crowd was aware of this beforehand, but thanks anyway, tuffguy.

Here the girl in pink, who just strolled by and joined in the discussion, asked why I kill her countrymen, here is my answer. To the credit of the guy who spoke english, he lol'ed.

I dont think they liked my answer, because my translator said something big in japanese, and they all got REAL MAD. The mad flamestriker in orange, the horse guy, and nattyan (of course) go into COMBAT MODE to intimidate me, and hopefully get a gangbang started. The orange dude continues to insult me in a language he knows I dont understand, as the blue guy SCREAMS HIS BATTLE CRY! (or something). LOL, I STILL wonder what the "daaaaaaa!!!" was all about, I guess it was a scream, but I kinda interpreted it as a cry.

Spleen, the hardened japkiller, doesnt flinch, and calls their bluff. Not a single one of them is going to attack me blue OR grey, and they were probably all saying "HAI! If he attack, I attack! ungahhh! POWER OF KOMODO DRAGON!!!!" or something to that effect. After I stood there awhile and laughed at them, they crowd shuffled away in different directions. nattyan went on to greater fame, later becoming our "Playmate of the Month" that month, by dying to me, fully equipped, NINE TIMES, in one day.