TAEKWONboy's Nasty Payback

by Spleen

This is the story of a young taiwanese miner, TAEKWONboy. TAEKWONboy has a love for two things : mining, and martial arts. He was out mining on a calm minoc afternoon, anxious about the strength he was gaining, and the money he would surely make off all this ore! He had been mining for a few hours, and had quite a large stack of ore built up, that he dragged along with him. Life was good. This is also the story of Spreen, a very very mean man, as well as an FPK and TIKINMAN. Spreen, with 100.0 Kung Fu Grip, is a master of combat, and the realization of all TAEKWONboy's dreams. Of course, TAEKWONboy doesn't know this. Spreen had just finished killing helpless people in Delucia, and decided Minoc was his next stop. Spreen is the evil sheriff of the Minoc Mines, and didn't like TAEKWONboy's activities one bit.

Evil Sheriff Spreen picks up TAEKWONboy's massive pile of ore, and holds it on his mouse. MEAN MEAN MAN! TAEKWONboy wants it back. "give me mine" he calmly says, the fury building up inside him.

Evil Sheriff Spreen isn't about to give it back, and since he's the one holding it, it SURE looks like his ore right now.

TAEKWONboy doesn't fuck around. TAEKWONboy is a bomb waiting to explode. TAEKWONboy doesnt even ask twice. He just drops the pickaxe, throws on his magic longsword and heater, and opens up a CAN on this evil man Spreen.

Unfortunatly for TAEKWONboy, he opened up the wrong can. The can he opened was labeled "whifs and misses". Evil Spreen parried each and every one of TAEKWONboy's sword strikes with his quick hands. TAEKWONboy feels a little love from a Torgo hally, and starts footing it for town. This doesn't work too well. TAEKWONboy is way overloaded, due to 2 huge piles of colored ore in his backpack, so he makes it about 8 steps. One more dose of love from the Torgo hally, and TAEKWONboy hits the mat. He's not dead of course, Evil Spreen just stunned him. "TWO HITS!" he's thinking. "UNGAHH! This FPK just whacked me with authoritah! He is very fine warrior indeed! I am humbled by his ownage, and must show him my gratitude, in the hopes I can be his student! HAI!"

So the nimble little taiwanese miner does what he knows best, what mama always did back home at the hut. He jumps on Spreen like a nimble monkey, hangs upside down, and starts frantically trying to shine his knob.