Dırty Turks on Hokuto???

by Spleen

Not much of a STORY, but it is good to have this documented. Many of you won't believe this, and I personally still don't. One night Ely and I are out hottie spotting, and we find this TINA girl.

Not too shabby, she was spamming some poorly spelled macro about selling potions. I got to talking to her, and she had bad english, but none of the usual japanese errors. I asked her where she was from.

HOLY SHIT! This was oficially the first turk we had seen or even heard about. I yelled at Ely to come check this shit out, and instead of just asking, he starts demanding I ask her certain shit. We got to talking about Turkey, and I personally did not believe she was a turk. I asked her what oruspu cocuklary meant (motherfucker, I think) and she said "VERY BAD WORDS!!" I mean shit, that is legit to me. But is she a girl?

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I asked if she was really a girl, and she says it is 100 gold to see her ass. I fork it over... Is this really a chick?

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HELL NO!  I have seen 623423 turks, and not a one has been female. As far as I can tell, that country is full of nothing but filthy horny men on IRC trying to cyber someones bot.

I starting saying shit like this, and she got all pissed and left. My honest opinion is that it was really a turk, somehow playing UO (on a japanese shard??) but it was definitely a horny dırty turkıe bırd!