Tis I! The Fair Lady Monica!

Instead of going on and on ad infinitum about asinine bullshit, I will get right to the chase and tell you about mine wedding!

"Hi, I'm with stupid.
Yes, that is a horn slung under his shoulder."

"It is her birthday! Please don't let her know the Burger King Birthday crown is on upside down."

 

Even The Pope made an appearance! T'was wondrous!

But alas, he was not the only celebrity!

Greg Kinnear made an appearance, although he couldn't come up with a costume. He opted for the most overdone non-medieval costume ever, that of a Scottish man!

Stop grinning, Greg, your date is wearing a PaperMate party plate on her head!

Adam Sandler showed up! (Top Left)

He was here just long enough to make the girl in the butterfly costume cry, and was aided by his gay little sidekick Macalauy Culkin. (Little fucker asleep in the background)

Who knew Clint Eastwood played the bagpipes?

(This picture wouldn't be funny except that scottish music was played at a medieval get together. Get your background story straight, people.)

"Fuck you Gladys, I never agreed to have pictures taken while I am in this fucking suit."

"Jesus CHRIST I am fucked up, I don't know any of these people. I leech a little beer and next thing I know I am wearing a jester suit and two ferrets.

The black dye tub twins appeared long enough for a photo op with the little boy dressed like King Solomon.

Oh man, I can't even go there, that is just a bad picture.

Sadly enough, Hank the Angry, Drunken Dwarf was the only attendant to actually get laid after this wedding.

Oh, and Dom DeLouise got some pussy, too, despite wearing a small child's dress as a hat.

"They kicked me off the set of Mortal Kombat"

Watch out, he has a .. stick thing, with a horn on the end of it. This inspires fear.

or laughter.

Winner of the "inappropriate costume" contest (beating out the 6 Scottish outfit guys), Earl was promptly kicked out of the wedding for being dressed like a Ninja.

Close second was these two old trolls, who entered the contest as "The Trade Federation Aliens from Star Wars: The Phantom Penis"

"I am blind."

"I see tacky outfits in your future, and a small vietnamese boy with cabbage for hair-- Hey! There he is!"

(This is the icing on the fucking cake, You know you couldn't spit around there without hitting some old crow with a tarot deck.)