Meet J00r Bastards : Meet Spleen, Wheezl, Mammy Nun, and friends, Masters of Comedy!
Lunch Boxes Uneasy Truce : Tired of all the stealing and killing, Lunch Box barters a ceasefire!
Spleen attends a guild spar : Spleen gets the chance to umpire a major league spar!
Miner Farming : Always in stock, always in season!
A fine sampling of IPY morons : Go ahead, take a few, don't be shy. Plenty more where that came from.
Set sail for Stupid! : Take a ride with Spleen and some treasure hunting goons on a fantastic voyage of defeat!
Wouldst thou like some of mine fine cooked fish? : It is tasty, and I swear, not poisoned.
Yo, you can't mine here! : Yo, what the hell do you think you are doing?
Don't macro in my town, and your band sucks too : Spleen busts a townkill on some macroing retard.
Vesper bank, Oh how I love you : Spleen and Mammy Nun invent new and hilarious ways to cause trouble at the bank.
Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Packwack : Zappa racks up seven pack kills and a shitload of frowns in Delucia.
Natural Born Morons 1 - A Lost Hope : Spleen and the Nun loot some gay guilds house, and they start resigning!
The Final Tuffguys : Two tough miners take a crack at Spleen on his last day of Hokuto.
Dýrty Turks on Hokuto??? : You be the judge.
The Kal Vas Flam heard 'round the World! : The Vesper Mafia launches an all-out attack on the evil Spleen!
Up Close and Personal : A moment with Tiger Fai! : Have you any idea how many fans you have sir?
Welcome to Spleen and Wheezl realtors, wouldst thou like a new home? : Money up front, please.
DoA stakes a claim to Newbie Isle! : Not to be outdone, DoA sets their goals even higher, they will lose it ALL!
Spleen and nukesaku do some rollplaying! : Come share the honor that I bestowed upon nuke and his packhorse.
Welcome to UruUruTown Farms! : May your stay be derightful! ^^
GURDS! : What? I pay my taxes and no GURDS?
Let'sCooking with Monet : Cooking Mania!!
War War Korea : A peaceful evening with new.kye and his Korean Pride Pals!
How many ways can you spell "LICH"? : Let's ask Monet!
The Three Minute Boat Steal : Can Spleen beat the clock?
Newbie Isle : Welcome, Newbie, to the rest of your life!
The Big Ore Showdown! : Spleen, Justarius, and Stew steal the SHIT out of some newbie ore!
Bankin with new.kye and Friends! : Everyone loves them!
Intimate Moment : With Nickodumbass : Meet the man, then laugh at him.
Newbie 2 : The Adventure of Tink! : Come along with Tink, as he dies a very embarrassing death!
j00 vs. Guardians of Vesper : These tuffies want Spleen and Wheez OUT of Vesper. Can they do it?
OPERATION : UOJ "Avengers of Justice" : Wheezl and I Join another tuff guild, Union of Justice!
Meet kiki! : the jap who shagged me!
What Can Tool in UO? : KAMU-YU wants to know just what CHEET PROGRAM we use.
So you want to duel Wheezl? : How we play fair, and why.
HardChis Hard Lesson : HardChi is a HARD fucker, but he learns a HARD lesson.
A Japanese Awakening : FAT and taka-remix finally get the joke!
Dev makes some new friends : Journey with Dev and I on an adventure to make new friends.
Andy T comes out of the closet! : That's right, Andy T is now the worlds most eligible gay bachelor!
A Moment with Kallin DoA : On the subject of massive racks, and Devs elephant balls.
BALTOs Bad Day : BALTO Loves his boat, "Balto's Den".. Hey, why are Spleen and Wheezl on it?
Up Close and Personal : Andy T : Meet the man, the mystery, the illiterate moron.
Mukky's Last Stand : Mukky is gonna KICK Spleen's ass! But he's gonna lose everything in the process.
TAEKWONboy's Nasty Payback : See a young korean boy worship his hero the only way he knows how.
Attack of the Killer Packhorses! : I get my ass KICKED by a pack of mad packhorses.
Dergan, Terathan Slayer! : We take a pesky little newbie on an adventure he won't soon forget.
Gambl0r, Man Hunter : He wasn't raised by magical deer, but he probably hung out with them!
The Case of the Missing Headband : Wheezl "loses", and he and I "find" his "missing" headband...
Hoho : The Chinese Swandive! : Meet Hoho-chinese, communist Olympic Gold Medal diver!
Frank, the tamer who loved his Goats too much. : I do battle with Frank, Expert tamer, Journeyman badass.
Shit Hook! : Wheezl and I do battle with a master of verbal warfare, and LOSE!
an Chicken Lord! : an Chicken Lord terrorizes Minoc Respawn! HOLY SHIT!
Cave of Tears : Me, Wheezl, and a japanese tourist demonstrate a neat trick to spawn Jap Lords.
OPERATION : SLEEPY WEASEL : Me and Wheezl hook up with a TOUGH guild, and have some fun!
Exploding Bears! : An old favorite, I look into buying some bears for protection, but they have a problem.
How to "Packwack" : Packmaster Spleen writes up the basics, of he and Wheez's favorite pastime!
A Tribute to Dark Lord : Our old friend Dark Lord is back, and now hes a MEAN motherfucker!
BACK MY BAD TRANSLATION : Those silly japanese doing their best to butcher the English language.
Chestjaps! : My prized collection, the Chestjap series.
FPK! TIKINMAN! : Solve THIS mystery, sherlock...
Sermon on the Mount : Spleen gets preachy to a japanese audience, Jesus style.
PK?? PK!! : One question, one statement, total communication.
Japgame! : Check out this fun game Wheezl invented! Family fun for everyone! (Japs not included)
Attention! The Captain is on the Deck!
It's pretty much been decided, this is the best screenshot I've gotten in a long time. I named this guy "Captain Dirtnap". He's a japanese superhero, and he DOESN'T play by the rules. Just look at his cape! Perfection! Its like he's using his Hax0r d1rtnap p0w3rz to fly at me and destroy me in the name of Japan! Don't think of this picture as him dying, think of it as him ATTACKING! He was losing the fight horribly, and was trying to run to the bank, to bank his stuff, because he knew I would kill him. So, I started paralyzing him every step he took, and killed him with arrows before he could reach the bank. Notice the blood behind him? Where's that coming from? OOF!!!